no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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