Im at strip club and am horny
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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