I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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