Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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