Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
