In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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