Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
