At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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