So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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