I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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