About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
