If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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