i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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