Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
