oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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