i just google imaged poop.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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