my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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