so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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