If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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