I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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