): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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