Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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