I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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