I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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