Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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