We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Couch. On fire.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
