She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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