just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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