I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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