You surviving the open bar?
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so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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