It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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