My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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