she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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