Life is so much better after having sex.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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