Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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