Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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