is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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