So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
