So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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