WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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