It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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