he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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