Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I have tasted many bathrooms
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
