No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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