why didn't you poke me back
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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