next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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