You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
