your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think I sprained my soul last night
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Success! We fucked roommates!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Randomize
