Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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