just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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