Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
