I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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