Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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