nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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